/* PURPOSELY UGLY, BUT NOW COHERENT + READABLE */
:root {
  --ink: #0a0a0a;        /* text */
  --bg: #fff7cc;         /* page bg */
  --panel: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.88);
  --panel-strong: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.96);
  --magenta: #ff00ff;
  --cyan: #00e5ff;
  --yellow: #ffd800;
}

html,
body {
  margin: 0;
  font-family: "Comic Sans MS", Papyrus, Impact, "Times New Roman", cursive, fantasy, monospace !important;
  color: var(--ink);
  background: var(--bg);
  min-height: 100%;
  overflow-x: hidden;
  -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
  text-rendering: optimizeLegibility;
  box-sizing: border-box;
}

*,
*::before,
*::after {
  box-sizing: inherit;
}

/* Animated background isolated so content stays readable */
.site-bg {
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: -1;
  pointer-events: none;
}

.site-bg::before {
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  inset: -20%;
  background:
    repeating-linear-gradient(45deg, var(--magenta), var(--magenta) 20px, var(--cyan) 20px, var(--cyan) 40px),
    radial-gradient(circle at 10% 10%, var(--yellow), transparent 30%),
    radial-gradient(circle at 90% 20%, #00ff6a, transparent 25%),
    radial-gradient(circle at 20% 80%, #ff6600, transparent 30%),
    linear-gradient(90deg, #ff0000, #00ff00, #0000ff);
  background-blend-mode: screen, multiply, screen, difference, normal;
  transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0);
  animation: bgscroll 28s linear infinite;
  filter: saturate(120%) contrast(105%);
}

.site-bg::after {
  /* soft veil to improve contrast */
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  inset: 0;
  background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.65);
}

@keyframes bgscroll {
  from { transform: translate3d(0, 0, 0); }
  to { transform: translate3d(-15%, -10%, 0); }
}

@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  .site-bg::before {
    animation: none;
  }
}

.container {
  width: 960px;
  max-width: 96%;
  margin: 0 auto;
  line-height: 1.55;
}

p,
li {
  max-width: 80ch;
}

.wordart {
  font-size: clamp(36px, 9vw, 100px);
  line-height: 0.95;
  letter-spacing: 1px;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: #111;
  text-align: center;
  padding: 10px 0 0;
  text-shadow: 3px 3px 0 var(--yellow), -3px -3px 0 var(--magenta);
  transform: skew(-2deg) rotate(-1deg);
  background: linear-gradient(90deg, var(--panel), transparent);
  display: block;
}

.wordart span {
  color: var(--magenta);
}

.subhead {
  text-align: center;
  font-size: 20px;
  padding: 8px;
  border: 6px ridge #000;
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, var(--yellow), var(--yellow) 12px, var(--cyan) 12px, var(--cyan) 24px);
}

marquee {
  font-weight: 900;
  color: #000;
  border-top: 8px dotted var(--magenta);
  border-bottom: 8px dotted #0000ff;
  background: linear-gradient(90deg, var(--cyan), var(--yellow));
}

.blink {
  animation: blink 0.8s steps(1, end) infinite;
}

@keyframes blink {
  50% { opacity: 0; }
}

.hero {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 1.2fr 0.8fr;
  gap: 16px;
  align-items: center;
  margin: 16px 0 0;
}

.hero-card {
  border: 8px double #000;
  background: var(--panel-strong);
  padding: 16px;
  transform: rotate(0.6deg);
  box-shadow: 0 0 0 6px var(--magenta), 0 0 0 12px var(--cyan), 0 0 22px #000 inset;
}

.hero-badge {
  display: inline-block;
  background: var(--magenta);
  color: #fff;
  padding: 6px 10px;
  border: 4px outset #000;
  transform: rotate(-4deg);
  font-weight: 900;
}

.cta {
  display: inline-block;
  margin-top: 12px;
  font-weight: 900;
  text-decoration: none;
  color: #000;
  background: linear-gradient(90deg, var(--cyan), var(--magenta), var(--yellow));
  border: 6px ridge #000;
  padding: 10px 16px;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  letter-spacing: 1px;
  box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 #000;
  transform: skew(2deg);
}

.cta-newsletter {
  display: block;
  width: 100%;
  text-align: center;
  font-size: 20px;
  padding: 14px 22px;
  background: linear-gradient(90deg, var(--magenta), #ff0000, var(--magenta));
  box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 #000;
}

.cta:hover {
  filter: hue-rotate(180deg) saturate(160%);
  transform: skew(-2deg) scale(1.02);
}

.ugly-table {
  width: 100%;
  border: 10px groove #000;
  border-collapse: separate;
  border-spacing: 8px;
  background: linear-gradient(180deg, var(--panel), var(--panel));
}

.ugly-table th,
.ugly-table td {
  border: 6px dashed #000;
  padding: 10px;
  text-align: center;
  background: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.95);
  color: #111;
}

.ugly-table th {
  background: var(--cyan);
  font-size: 22px;
}

.ugly-table tr:nth-child(odd) td {
  background: #fffbea;
}

.section-title {
  text-align: center;
  font-size: 32px;
  margin: 24px 0 8px;
  text-decoration: underline wavy #000;
  background: var(--yellow);
  border: 8px double #000;
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 6px 12px;
  transform: rotate(0.4deg);
  text-shadow: 2px 2px 0 var(--magenta), -2px -2px 0 var(--cyan);
}

.warning {
  background: #000;
  color: #0f0;
  font-family: "Courier New", monospace;
  padding: 10px;
  border: 6px dashed #0f0;
}

.faq details {
  background: var(--panel);
  border: 6px dotted #000;
  margin: 10px 0;
  padding: 10px;
  filter: none;
}

.howitworks {
  background: #fff;
  border: 12px groove #000;
  padding: 18px 28px;
  font-size: 18px;
  list-style: decimal;
  list-style-position: inside;
  margin: 0 0 8px 0;
  box-shadow: 6px 6px 0 rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.25);
}

.howitworks li {
  padding-left: 6px;
}

.howitworks li + li {
  margin-top: 6px;
}

.howitworks li::marker {
  color: var(--magenta);
  font-weight: 900;
}

.footer {
  text-align: center;
  padding: 40px 0;
  font-size: 14px;
  color: #000;
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(0deg, var(--magenta), var(--magenta) 8px, var(--cyan) 8px, var(--cyan) 16px);
  border-top: 12px solid #000;
}

.sticker {
  position: fixed;
  right: 10px;
  bottom: 10px;
  background: var(--panel-strong);
  border: 10px solid #000;
  transform: rotate(-7deg);
  padding: 8px;
  font-weight: 900;
  box-shadow: 8px 8px 0 #000;
}

.construction {
  display: inline-block;
  background: var(--yellow);
  color: #000;
  padding: 4px 8px;
  border: 6px ridge #000;
}

.hit-counter {
  font-weight: 900;
  font-size: 18px;
  background: #fff;
  border: 6px groove #000;
  display: inline-block;
  padding: 2px 8px;
}

.bad-divider {
  height: 18px;
  background: repeating-linear-gradient(90deg, #000, #000 8px, #fff 8px, #fff 16px, var(--magenta) 16px, var(--magenta) 24px, var(--cyan) 24px, var(--cyan) 32px);
  border-top: 8px solid #000;
  border-bottom: 8px solid #000;
}

::selection {
  background: var(--magenta);
  color: var(--cyan);
}

@media (max-width: 760px) {
  .hero {
    grid-template-columns: 1fr;
  }

  .sticker {
    display: none;
  }
}